Featured Blog: Why Women Hate Men

As someone who spends way too much time on the Interwebz, I've come across some pretty awesome stuff. Inspiration blogs, informative equestrian writers, and sites with tasteless humour. In order to share the love I'm going to try to give each of my favourite blogs and websites a bit of commentary, as I get a chance.

Today, I'm recommending the blog Why Women Hate Men. If this blog doesn't make you laugh, you're lame. The blogger is a man who goes by the name of "Weasel". In his blog, he mocks men for their ridiculous and disgusting personal ads. If you've never taken a look at some of the personal ads men post online, I suggest you make your way to your local Kijiji or Craigslist. If nothing else, it will assure you that Weasel really doesn't fabricate his material. He doesn't need to.

Most of the pictures posted have the faces blurred or "twirled". Weasel maintains that although it would be legal for him to post these photos as he found them, his goal is not to break up marriages. The men seem do be doing that just fine on their own. There isn't a whole lot of nudity posted on the blog. I should warn you, if you follow my earlier advice and start checking out personal ads, be prepared to see a lot of cock - it will really make you appreciate the sacrifices Weasel makes by viewing these ads uncensored.

My favourite part about the blog is how entertaining it is to read. Weasel is a really good writer. The imagery and analogies he provides are fantastic. His writing style reminds me a lot of Neil Gaiman, though: you find yourself agreeing with what he says, and you are impressed with his wittiness - but you can only take so much of it before it starts to get a little too repetitious. By which I mean it is great fun to keep up with the blog - but reading through it from start to finish like I did was a bit much.

I recommend this blog 100% - go read it!
And here are some quotes to get you hooked:

"Yes, just visualizing my finely striated buttocks, Hershey Kiss nipples, and ample, teasing manpouch may make your uterus expand like a Wal-Mart SuperStore onto federally protected wetlands. You must accept that I am a feral tree mynx, a man so fertile I could impregnate a box of Safeway plums with only heavy breath and juicy eyewink."

"Menstruation is a natural process. But women tend to treat it like they'd been stabbed at random by a homeless man in the train station. They're emotionally confused and distraught, they're bleeding, they're angry, they're defensive, and they sure as shit don't want to do the fucking dishes you fucking goddamn cocksucker, but you can't even do them right anyhow you fucking shit-for-brains asshole, it's not like you ever buy me anything anyway. Oh, sorry... I was menstruating. I got a little hysterical."

"If unabashed male self-confidence is the lube that moistens a womans libido, male vanity is the sponge that sucks it drier than the sun-chapped salt-ringed asslips of a dehydrated Somali pack camel."

"Unfortunately, nine times out of ten the guy that brags about his sexual prowess couldn't excite a loyal dog after a six month vacation. The shy, nerdy guy in the corner reading a book about Indian pottery? He'll fuck you so hard you'll burp up a half-digested bedpost into a pile of shredded pillows while your vagina fills out the assault paperwork."